As a little freshman at Reed College, ripe with all the social skills of…a banana, my main method of getting to know potential new friends/enemies came in the form of the hypothetical question. This tactic worked out great and everyone has a positive opinion of me, so now I bring you, reader, a provocative way to get to know your potential frenemies. I hope this game fills you with the same immense joy/minor anxiety it did me!
What is your life motto?
Leah: Eat dessert first!
Taliesin: I’m gonna need plan A for that.
What do you think is the most valuable trait for a person to have?
Both: A voracious appetite (for life!)