Printing Honor?

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, 

I accidentally stole 8 cents off Lucas Binion’s printing account. I feel horrible about it, I can’t sleep! What should I do? Send help fast. 

8 cents Richer. 

Dear 8 Cents: 

A single sheet of paper might not seem like a big deal, but when Lucas’ History of Spacetime professor asks him to print that 50-page PDF on string theory, he’ll need all the cents he can get. Consider getting him a gift certificate to Printing Services (they make those, right?) tied ’round a single rose. Wait until midnight, then don a mysterious cloak — preferably with a hood — and leave it on his doorstep. 

Yours ’til the ink runs out, 

Miss Lonely Hearts.